What's up, and not down

Let me give you a preview of whats going on right now:

-UPSR tomorrow, really nervous. I was studying but got bored so decided to check out some stuff on the comp.

-Check out what? Checking out about dodo birds. (别想歪) I was reading the encyclopedia I had but never touched since std 4, so I thought better read it for my horrible sience's sake. :p

- It seems, Dodo birds are flightless birds which were extinct since the 17th century. They're about a metre tall and weigh about 20 kg. They're herbivores. And another thing I found out is that there is a phrase called 'dead as a dodo' which means undoubted and unquestioningly dead, and another called 'to go the way of the dodo' which means to be extinct.

-You want to know what I have to say for tomorrows o mighty UPSR?
 I'm as dead as a dodo.